De-Motivational Posters

Tired of inspiration posters in your office that urge you to do things the company wants you to do? Here are some that are not what the boss had in mind!

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Men Are Just Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress~$5000, Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

A five-days vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. You underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier... ;)

Agloco View Bar

Today i received email from Agloco telling me that Agloco Viewbar has been released and ready to download. Finally, after the long awaited moment, viewbar is ready to use. It was such a long wait and without any news, I almost believe that Agloco was a scam as was reviewed by many blogs. So I went to the Agloco website and login to my account. There was now a "Download the Viewbar" button. So I clicked and download the viewbar.

The display of the viewbar is exactly the same with the example in the website. The size is the same with windows task bar. Viewbar color can be altered to your liking. Choices are blue, purple, green and red. There are 2 choices on the language: English or Mandarin. The position of the bar can also be chosed to be below or at the top. Pick your liking and whatever you are comfortable with. The viewbar also contains a one click inactive button which turns it off and removes it from your screen at any time.

There is no ads shown yet. In the ads bar, it written that ads would be appear shortly. There is search box with many choices: Google, Yahoo, Windows Live, Ebay, Wikipedia, Amazon, etc.

It is also explained that you will accrue hours in your Agloco Member account, with maximum of five direct hours a month. Hours are earned during active surfing on the internet. Your referral's surfing will accumulate hours for you at a 25% rate, meaning if one of your referral's surfs for the maximum five hours you will get 1.25 (0.25 x 5) hours credited to your total referral hours. But you can only get credit referral hours up to the amount you directly surf. Meaning if you surf 3 hours but a referral surfs 4 hours, you will only get credit for the first 3 of your referral's 4 hours.

Not bad, huh?? So for those who has not join Agloco, SIGN UP NOW BY CLICKING HERE. And it's free!

Determination

When someone tells you that you can't do something...

Look around...

Consider all options...

Then GO for it!

Use all things God gave you.

Be creative!

In the end, you will succeed and prove them wrong.

Always remember...
"When there is a will, there is a way."