Remember my post titled Men Are Just Happier People? Here's another post about Men. I received by email from my friend. Can't help myself not to share, cause it made me smile. Thought some of them are true... ;)
- Men are like Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
- Men are like Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are.
- Men are like Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
- Men are like Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
- Men are like Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
- Men are like Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.
- Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
- Men are like Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
- Men are like Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
- Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
- Men are like Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
- Men are like Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
- Men are like Parking Spots ..... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now days, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. ;P
1 comment:
11 and 13 made me gasp. :D
Final comment slashed, there's no hope for us men after all!
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